I've had a "Red Meat" strip on my billboard forever.

Priest: "O Heavenly Father, in the name of your son, help us to defeat our enemies both foreign and domestic, and lead this great Christian nation to resounding victory."

God: "Interesting request. But as you know, my boy is very serious rabbi, peace activist, and a fairly radical, liberal, humanitarian reformer. He doesn't really swing that way. But hey - I'm taking up your valuable time. Let me go ahead and transfer you over to the God of War's request line."