tamarinne

The backstory:

rickthefightguy made a user profile for himself on the Wii Fit, but hasn't been able to weigh in for quite a while. For the first week or so, every so often when I would go to weigh in, it would ask me if I had seen Rick lately. It's also been snarking a bit, making Rick's avatar fall asleep, that kind of thing. On Monday, it got a little more personal.

Before I weighed in on Monday, the Wii asked me, "so how healthy is Rick looking these days?" It gave me a couple of choices, i.e. 'heavier', 'lighter', 'about the same', and 'don't know'. I chose 'the same', and the Wii said a little sadly, "oh... Change is so much more exciting, don't you think?" which was hilarious enough, but the next message...

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. The next message was even worse, although sadly I didn't get a picture of it... it said something like, "on a different subject, it's been shown that when owners spend more time with their dog, the dog gets more motivated!"

As far as I can tell, the Wii Fit is actually the Mother-In-Law From Hell.